1. Cabbie. This involves two things I do not like: 1) driving and 2) dealing with the public. Oh, and those air fresheners shaped like pine trees.
2. Neurosurgeon. You really don't want me anywhere near your brain with a scalpel.
3. President. Why anyone would want this gig is beyond me. Barack Obama seems like a cool guy but he's gotta be essentially effed up to take on something like that.
4. Waiter. So what'll it be: awkward interactions, the wrong entrée or a bowl of gumbo in your lap?
5. Accountant. This job apparently has something to do with adding. Also, subtracting.
6. Prison guard. Hey, I've watched Oz: I KNOW WHAT THOSE PLACES ARE LIKE. I'm a wimp and would probably get shiv'd on my first day.
7. Stripper. Unless it was at some sort of fetish club for people who like bad middle-aged dancers with cellulite.
1 comments:
Good news,if you keep up the Zumba I am sure one day you will achieve your goal of becoming a stripper. Good Luck!!!
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