1. I will never go gray if I continue to pluck out gray hairs as I find them. Nor will this practice make me bald.
2. My former co-worker did not see me casually adjusting my underwear just before we bumped into each other on the street.
3. Chocolate cupcakes could not possibly contain white flour. They're brown.
4. I never heard back from that person because my e-mail got caught in her spam filter. (Corollary: if I don't check my e-mail for at least two hours the message I'm expecting will arrive.)
5. Not washing my face before bed is good because the oil moisturizes my skin overnight. Hey, free wrinkle cream!
3. Chocolate cupcakes could not possibly contain white flour. They're brown.
4. I never heard back from that person because my e-mail got caught in her spam filter. (Corollary: if I don't check my e-mail for at least two hours the message I'm expecting will arrive.)
5. Not washing my face before bed is good because the oil moisturizes my skin overnight. Hey, free wrinkle cream!
6. One of these days a big check will turn up in my mailbox for absolutely no reason.
1 comments:
I tried that approach to going grey, and you've seen the results.
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